10 Reasons Why We Should Get Whiskey Tonight

1. Jamie won't shut up about her "period" and "period" is a harsh word and would sound better slurred.
2. It's delicious.
3. It's a mental and social lubricant - these girls are making me nervous.
4. It's cold outside.
5. We might have to do surgery later. You never know.
6. I had too much ginko biloba and I need an antidote.
7. We might need to work up the nerve to drive later.
8. Because we can.
9. Bill's Liquor is as close as the second closest bathroom around here.
10. There is no more beer left.